Religionsvits

20 August 2003 at 18.47.33 · Filed under Uden for kategori

There was a competition in heaven to decide which religion was best.
Buddha has chosen the weapon: A test on the computer which would take two hours - and they could let God judge who had done the best job: Rabbi Small typed away, Muhammed and Jesus moused. Buddha and Krishna spread sheets. They all wrote reports, faxes, sent e-mails, downloaded, did some genealogy reports, made card.
But ten minutes before time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, and rain poured down - and, of course, the electricity went off. All looked at their black screens. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. And they all started searching frantically, screaming: “It’s gone! It’s all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!”.
Only Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. All the others began screaming: “Wait, he cheated. How did he do it?”
And God shrugged and said: “Jesus saves!”

Jeg faldt lige over denne vits i Til Tro, et kristent studentermagasin udgivet af KFS. Jeg synes den var så sjov, at jeg syntes jeg lige ville bringe den videre.

7 Comments

  1. anne said,

    23 August 2003 at 12.13.38

    Rigtig god vits, og det med “Jesus saves” ka jo ikke siges bedre!! Har hørt den før, men kommer til at smile hver gang!

  2. Mikael Kongensholm Nielsen said,

    23 August 2003 at 12.55.00

    Ja, ik? Jeg grinede også temmelig meget af den…. Den stod foran en artikel i Til Tro, som Erik Dahl har skrevet…. så det kan være det er derfor du har hørt den før.

  3. Henrik Stidsen said,

    24 August 2003 at 18.55.19

    grinern :)

  4. Anne said,

    25 August 2003 at 19.12.38

    Ja nu du sir det, så er det vist fra den kære Erik Dahl jeg har hørt den!

  5. Mikael Kongensholm Nielsen said,

    25 August 2003 at 20.11.10

    Jeps, tænkte det nok….hmm, har du indtaget det lokale bibliotek, eller har Signe fået internet?

  6. Anonymous said,

    27 October 2004 at 16.16.43

    tjah meget spas men kunne du ikke oversætte den fordi det ikke alle der forstår engelsk

  7. Mikael Kongensholm said,

    27 October 2004 at 16.50.53

    Tjoo, det kunne jeg vel godt, men den er sjov fordi der er et ordspil på engelsk mellem det er at redde og det at gemme, som der ikke er på dansk…